If you were being annoyed by
a pesky Oliver Girl, what would you do?
Bestow them with a withering
stare, content to bask in my own superiority.
Put on my most menacing
glare and munch cookies temptingly in front of them. "No, you
may NOT have one" *CRUNCH!*
Give them an evil look,
stare at them up and down, and say, "Ummmm....OKAY." and swish
Debate them into a stupor,
and convince them that Oliver has nothing going for him besides
Fire off a quick 'Petrificus
Totalus' then continue on with your day.
Smash them on the head
with a hammer and feed them to my Basilisk
Glare at them, then
head back to the cafe.... I have an empire to run.
Throw a broomstick and
hope she'd run after it.
What's your favorite
drink at TBC?
Whatever I remember
Dark Mark Martini
Diary Writer's Daiquiri
Riddle on the Rocks
What is the TRUE meaning of
A creature to use
as a threat, or a good source of innuendo
Well, in my opinion,
the true meaning of- ow, the little bugger bit me!
It's a playful, huggable
reptile… what else could it possible be?
It's a truly lovable
and loyal pet. Would do anything for it's master, like if she/he
set it on a Woodette, it'd do it's work with no questions.
An awesome snake,
who is for hugging and setting on people who annoy you. Plus,
they are pretty cute and the guys love them!
A basilisk is not
only a true friend but can also take care of your enemies.
A great, loyal pet
and a ruthless killer rolled up into one.
Oliver Wood in a compromising situation with a jar of Hellmann's
mayonnaise, a toothpick and a yak, and you have photos. Do you:
a) blackmail him out
of extortionate amounts of money
b) use this new information
about their idol to taunt the Oliver Girls
c) take it to the tabloids,
d) do nothing, but
constantly make innocent remarks about yaks and salad dressing
whenever he's around until he's a jibbering bundle of nerves
e) use the power this
evidence gives you to make Oliver your personal slave... your
first bidding of course being to get rid of the towel, get into
some leather trousers and start doing the washing up at the Basilisk
What's your color scheme?
Green, silver, and
navy & bronze
Black and red
Anything, as long as
it contains large amounts of glitter.
Just plain black. I
like to be mysterious.
Pink and Yellow
Green, Gold, and Silver
Do you have a basilisk?
Two of them. One's a
highly trained hit Basilisk, the other is squeamish about devouring
Yes, I have several,
but to be quite honest they all look on me as their inferior.
Ungrateful little sods.
Yes! It's name is Snogger
and it's a total flirt!
Two of them . . . the
I have two.
Have you taunted an Oliver
Only when provoked....
I've aided in the
taunting of a Woodette.
I try not to. It wouldn't
be fair on them, poor things. You've got to pity them.
Not as much as the
rest of the GTDE's but I have done it a few times. I like to be
the one who seems like the good girl but can change into a bad
girl at anytime.
Me, never! *crosses
It's my life! After
all, my Basilisk get restless if I don't allow them someone to
Yes. One in particular
by the name of 'Becky'.
What's your motto...
"Brains Over Brawn"
"Because It's Just
More Fun Being Bad"
"GTDEs: Because basilisks
make cuter pets than broomsticks."
"We love being bad,
because it sure feels good!"
"When we're good,
we're very, very good; but when we're bad, we're better!"
A person is undecided between
Tom and Oliver, what do you do?
I tell them to join
the GTDE's because we're a terribly fun bunch and we're more successful
than the Woodettes! We have a Live Journal, EzBoard, and Yahoo!
Group!! (Hey, gotta do some advertising too!) And then, after
I successfully pulled them over to the dark side, I'd offer them
a drink and ask them what they're basilisk's name is...
Hunt them down then
rationally explain the benefits of GTDE-hood whilst nonchalantly
twirling a large hatchet.
Offer them lots of
free Basilisk Beer and dangle pictures of Tom in front of them
until they give in
Kindly inform them
that Tom is a well-developed, motivated character, while Oliver
is a brawny jock with a fixation for brooms.
Fwap them over the
head, then offer them a cookie if they join.
offer them a drink
and tempt them with a tye dyed cloak.
point out the many
fine qualities of Tom, then ask them if they really want to follow
someone with a yak fetish.
Lay it out for them
detail by gruesome detail. Tom's the best. That's all there is
to it. Anyone who believes otherwise faces the consequences
Is Tom hott?
Oh yeah! RAWR!
Is the sky blue?
I refuse to refer to
anyone as `hott', no matter how attractive they are.
HELL YEAH! If he wasn't
I'd probably be a Woodette! -shrieks at the thought!-
Final question! What's your
favorite part about the Basilisk Cafe?
Tom! And my Basilisks!
And the Daiquiris!
The friendships (Awwwww),
the drinking, and the Basilisks . . . they're just so cute!
The laughs, random
madness, Tom, basilisks… it's all too funkay to choose!
It's a fun and friendly
atmosphere, the goofiness....
Hanging out with
my GTDE sisters; having an excuse to use a whip.
The people that are
part of the cafe. They totally rock because they're so nice, fun,
and caring. I LOVE THEM!!
The free drinks they're
always offering. I don't know how they manage to turn over a profit,
but hell, as long as the liquor keeps flowing I don't care!
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